When I uploaded my first website to the server back in 2003, the concept of Search Engine Optimisation barely existed. It was important to see if you could get your URL listed by Open Directory and the Yahoo directory, and this was done by doing an oh-so-humble submission together with a brief description of your website’s contents (any attempt at marketing would mean immediate denial of registration).
But these were the blissful days when I was one of just a handful of freelance copywriters to be found on the web and AltaVista was the search engine of choice.
Then along came Google….
Google purported to get better search results through its complex algorithms, with an important element being backward links (i.e. other websites linking to your website). This worked great for a time, but of course before long a whole industry grew up based around the premise of getting your website on the first page of Google for specified keywords.
There were white hat and black hat techniques of SEO. Black hat methods included having hidden text, keyword stuffing, cloaking and mirror websites. And as Google caught on to these underhand tricks, websites that used them got punished by being banished to the bottom of the pile. A kind of death by invisibility.
So to some extent SEO specialists had to clean up their act. A lot of them started concentrating on backward links which were still seen as strictly white hat. This quickly led to websites full of articles whose only purpose was to provide links to websites in need of them.
An army of copywriters, working for a pittance and for whom English was often their second language, came into being to write the articles. Link farms and spam blogs grew up – the web was full of material that had no real purpose other than SEO. And often the websites that used these techniques thrived.
But now suddenly the landscape has changed with Google’s introduction of the Panda and Penguin updates. All the evidence is that Google is going in hard on backward links which are more like spam than genuine articles or comments. There has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth among the SEO community, presumably because this leaves them with little left to manipulate – which is presumably exactly what Google intended.
So will this mean the death of SEO companies? Who knows? As a collective beast they’ve always shown remarkable powers of recovery. Every time Google closes one door, another one opens. For example, the new restrictions are now being used unscrupulously to target competitors’ websites by creating link penalties against them. If you can’t raise your own rankings, you can at least lower others.
But one thing the better SEO companies are talking about more than ever before is content. They’ve always paid lip-service to the idea that ‘Content is King’, and now they have little choice. And maybe that’s where the copywriters come in….
Like most freelance copywriters my working life is one of feast and famine. Sometimes the phone and inbox are working overtime with enquiries – other times there might as well be tumbleweed blowing through the office.
However, one of the pleasures of being freelance as opposed to employed is that you only have to do the work you want to do. One of the most easily rejected enquiries, which I’m sure every copywriter will encounter sooner or later, is the request for a 20 page sales letter (it’s nearly always 20 pages for some reason) designed to sell DVDs featuring an internet guru who promises untold riches for those who follow his incredible masterplan.
Some years ago I spent quite a bit of time watching a number of these videos. I already suspected a scam but wanted to be sure before I told the client I couldn’t be any help. The people who make the requests for sales letter are nearly always victims of the scammer.
Basically it works like this. The ‘guru’ makes DVDs of himself at a conference full of potential dupes. He’ll be on stage talking about how he never got any grades at school, worked in a fast food joint, was a real loser and generally despised (you can usually understand why) until he discovered the secret of making wealth beyond his wildest dreams.
And guess what – he’s now going to share his secret with all of you! And effectively he does. It’s quite clever as long as no one actually thinks too hard. Because the way he got rich was by getting people to pay him to explain how he got rich. And the way he got rich was by getting people to pay him to explain how he got rich. There’s no product, no real service, just a cleverly and deceptively worded play for the basic greed in people.
And it’s a closed circle, but he gives the impression anyone can do the same.
Well of course anyone could if they were as much of an ingenious sleaze-bucket as the ‘guru’, but most of the people who approach me wanting a sales letter to sell the DVDs are perfectly innocent, sometimes financially desperate people – they’re just one of those born every minute.
It’s effectively a pyramid with the ‘guru’ at the top and all his dupes unconsciously doing his dirty work and paying out good money for bad videos and going to the trouble and cost of hiring copywriters in the belief that their magic with words is going to make their fortune. But all the time the only real money is funnelling back to the douchebag.
One way to make it more difficult to run this kind of scam would be if all freelance copywriters refused to take the work on, however much they need the coppers in their coffers. Being able to turn work away if it’s going to make you feel grubby, is one of the great freedoms of freelancing.
This is a clever commercial by spread and cheese manufacturer Kerry Low Low which uses the stereotypes of women in food commercials to sell its own product. But will it mean these stereotypes will never be used again? Fat chance.
With all the recent stuff about the Leveson enquiry and press regulation, it makes me glad that the advertising industry in this country is so effectively regulated. And believe me, it is.
When I joined my first ad agency as a trainee copywriter, it was impressed on me from day one that everything I wrote had to be Legal, decent, honest and truthful. This was the essence of how your work would be evaluated by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) in the event of any complaint by the public.
Can you imagine a trainee journalist on a tabloid being schooled in these four principles?
Freedom of the press is essential for a civilised society but so is the right of the individual to privacy, even if they have been so rash as to appear on X-Factor or Big Brother.
On the Plain English Campaign website there is an interesting tool that helps you check the clarity and simplicity of written material. It’s called Drivel Defence (though I think Bullshit Detector might be a more appropriately Plain English type of name)
Anyway full marks to Plain English Campaign for trying to stem the tide of jargon and management-speak, especially that found on company websites. You can find out more about Drivel Defence here.
One Friday, Creative Review called me with an offer I couldn’t refuse – £900 worth of ad space for just £125, as long as I could get the artwork to them on Monday.
This is the ad, which actually stands out reasonably well among the other classifieds. However, as I expected there has been scarcely any response to it. No phone calls from eager clients, no significant increase in website traffic.
My feeling is that the only way to use this kind of trade press advertising effectively is to be a constant presence, month after month, year after year.
Eventually you’ll get remembered and recognised, but of course in the process it’s going to cost thousands of pounds at normal insertion rates, and unfortunately that just isn’t something I can afford.
Well worth a watch, this is a very nicely presented speculation on the creative process.
As a freelance copywriter, it’s sometimes necessary to make sure the radio station you’re listening to is a commercial one just to keep up with things. (I favour BRMB, a Birmingham station, that has a good variety of local and national commercials).
But the truth is my favourite radio stations are mostly commercial-free and web based. Just recently I came across a terrific source of virtually non-stop music that has become a permanent resident on the Squeezebox in our kitchen.
It’s called Radio Paradise and, to quote, “is a blend of many styles and genres of music, carefully selected and mixed by two real human beings.” What’s amazing is that such an eclectic mix, with so many not-so-famous artists, can hit the sweet spot of the inner ear with just about every track.
If you want to give it a try, you’ll find Radio Paradise right here. Happy listening!
Every so often I naturally go and take a sneak peak at what the competition is doing, which basically involves typing ‘freelance copywriter’ into my search engine of choice and seeing what rears its head, ugly or otherwise.
Of course, copywriters are desperate to prove their Search Engine Optimisation credentials through the use of keywords, but will generally keep on the right side of readability. However I couldn’t help but notice this particular passage on one of the sites that came up in my search:
A freelance copywriter is a copywriter who supplies the services of a copywriter direct to clients. The freelance copywriter is self-employed, in contrast with a copywriter in the employ of an advertising or marketing company. A freelance copywriter must combine the skills of a conventional copywriter with a sound commercial understanding. Over time, a freelance copywriter may be called on to serve as a web copywriter, dm copywriter, print copywriter and broadcast media copywriter.
Now that’s what I call SEO!
Not so long ago a letter from Google AdWords came thudding onto my doormat. Even though Google epitomise cutting-edge online marketing, they had decided to use an old fashioned mailshot to recover lapsed customers like me.
They also sent an email with the same message, but the mailshot with it’s detachable credit-card size voucher for £100 free advertising was much more impactful.
Marketing emails are of course extremely cheap, whereas printing and posting a traditional mass marketing mailshot is massively more expensive.
But it you want to know which is more effective – email or snail-mail – maybe it’s worth asking an unlikely source: Google.